Dory: Hey babe, I just signed us all up for the big annual MFEE fundraiser.

Jon: Another Zoom thing? Do I have to wear pants? Do you really need me for this? And what about the kids’ - will they hate this?

Dory: [Explains the FundRacer to Jon and shows video montage of previous FundRacers]

Jon:...

Jon:...

Jon: Oh hell YEAH we are doing this!

And so Dory, Jon, and their kids Matilda and Sam have thrown their hats into the ring to help raise money for an amazing cause. Where once they hosted epic backyard Teacher Toasts with bouncy houses and booze, this year they are bringing their A game to the FundRacer. (Or, more accurately, their C game.)

They don’t expect to win. They don’t even expect to place. But they will have fun, argue about things other than screentime, and be able to show off their many hidden talents.

Averagers, Unite!