This Valentine’s season, skip the drugstore card and let blood, glamour, and queerness do the talking. 💋🩸

Local drag icon Harlet Wench is serving Bloody Valentines—delivered straight to inboxes with bite, heart, and just the right amount of menace. Whether you’re celebrating a lover, a crush, a situationship, or your own hot queer self, Harlet will make sure your Valentine gets a message they will absolutely never forget.

All proceeds support Chicago Roundup, a vital community organization creating connection, care, and recovery spaces for LGBTQ+ people in Chicago and beyond. Your donation spreads love and makes a real difference.

Choose your poison:

🩸 $17.50 — General Bloody Valentine
A fabulously unhinged, pre-written Bloody Valentine from Harlet Wench. Perfect for sending chaos, flirtation, or campy affection with zero effort.

💔 $50 — Personalized Bloody Valentine
Want it personal? At checkout, you’ll share 3–4 juicy details about your Valentine—inside jokes, personality traits, red flags, green flags, whatever—and Harlet will craft a 45-second custom video message just for them. Equal parts love letter and delightful threat.

Details that matter (because logistics are sexy):
• Order deadline: February 8
• Delivery: Email on February 13th (sent to both you and your Valentine)
• Substance-free, community-powered, unapologetically queer

Send love. Send blood. Support queer recovery.
Order your Bloody Valentine before Harlet closes the coffin lid. 🖤🩸

Custom Bloody Valentine Cameo - 2026