Organized by Stage Fright
Event
THE INNER CIRCLE Initiation Ceremony - A Pre-Fest VIP Ritual Meeting Party
Wednesday from 6:00 PM - 8:30 PM PDT
In Person
Location details are private and will be sent along with your ticket purchase.
We would love the opportunity to tell you about The Theater. It has benefited our lives so greatly. Couldn't you use *something good happening for once*? Don't be scared off, we're just a group of like-minded individuals asking questions. DON'T BLAME US FOR THE ANSWERS. "I love the access it affords." - Initiate "The influence I have here is incredible." - Adept "The vibes are immaculate." - Novice The chosen few will be allowed entry to our Initiation Ceremony. We can't tell you what's going to happen, only that you will regret it if you don't do everything in your power to attend. Initiates will become lifelong members of The Theater. It is a privilege to serve The Director. We are at the whim of The Producer. Bask in the glow of The Actor. And we are all props here! Haha! Capitalism affords few pleasures, intentionally acting against your own best interests is one of them. Sacrifice your capital and revel in the resulting euphoria today!
Story
The operators of The Stage Fright Festival are commencing a capital campaign.
Did you know the financial model of producing live theatre is /*corrupted*/? Ticket sales alone do not cover the costs of labor, materials and property rentals at the average price point.
The operators of The Stage Fright Festival donate their time and labor, and the Prophets [/ARTISTS/] of the festival do not earn a fair wage for their work.
Ticket Income: $3,107
Theater rental and festival costs: $1,757
Revenue (surrendered to festival Prophets): $1,350/21 people= ~$64/Prophet
Prophet Time & Labor: ~30 hours rehearsal, 2 hours at venue: $2/hour, not counting production expenses like makeup, costumes and props.
The operators of the festival have agreed the time of the Prophets is worth more than $2 USD per hour.
DO YOU AGREE?
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"It is not worth it! Abort the festival!", you say?
No.
The Theater will not allow it.
The Theater is At Risk. The governments have failed The Theater. It is YOUR responsibility to "Save" it. The Artists {/PROPHETS/} are Starving...and they must feed.
Furthermore, The Theater demands a Production Manager. The Stage Fright Festival, despite capital constraints, has grown twice in size.
TWO WEEKENDS.
FOUR FULL LENGTH SHOWS.
THE RETURN OF THE MACABRE CABARET.
A NIGHT OF HORROR ANTHOLOGY.
SCARY STORY OPEN MIC.
FILM SCREENING.
A FUNERAL FOR THE LIVING.
AND MORE.
Sacrifice your capital so that we may Pay our Prophets, and perchance even barter for The Chosen One - A Production Manager who can keep us Organized, or else The Theater will claim its victims...you among them.
AVOID:
- Guilt
- Even More Fascism
- Confusion/accidentally funding Bad Theater
Sacrifice your capital to the Stage Fright Festival TODAY. We are worthy stewards of your personal funds.
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"WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN? WHAT IS THIS FROU FROU NONSENSE? WHAT POSSIBLE VALUE CAN THE THEATER GIVE ME?", we hear you scream into your computer microphone while pouring MTN DEW onto your keyboard.
As a show of good Faith, Donors (capital, not organ) gain admittance into the Inner Circle of The Stage Fright Theater. The Inner Circle provides luxury and exclusivity.
Psychologically distance yourself from humanity and feel part of an artificially constructed in-group by exercising your purchasing power today!
Members of The Inner Circle will reveal their identities to each other at a private event - Our Pre-Fest VIP Ritual Meeting Party! The euphoric high of knowing others have been denied what you now possess is indescribable. This is your chance to experience it!
Regard the details of our EVENT on this page and be convinced to reduce your own net worth.
The event is in the future, but rest assured, the act of donating to our campaign will release dopamine to your brain immediately.
