The Stage Fright Festival...now a charity!

The operators of The Stage Fright Festival are commencing a capital campaign.

Did you know the financial model of producing live theatre is /*corrupted*/? Ticket sales alone do not cover the costs of labor, materials and property rentals at the average price point.

The operators of The Stage Fright Festival donate their time and labor, and the Prophets [/ARTISTS/] of the festival do not earn a fair wage for their work.

Financial Report for Stage Fright Festival 2022

Ticket Income: $3,107

Theater rental and festival costs: $1,757

Revenue (surrendered to festival Prophets): $1,350/21 people= ~$64/Prophet

Prophet Time & Labor: ~30 hours rehearsal, 2 hours at venue: $2/hour, not counting production expenses like makeup, costumes and props.

The operators of the festival have agreed the time of the Prophets is worth more than $2 USD per hour.

DO YOU AGREE?

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"It is not worth it! Abort the festival!", you say?

No.

The Theater will not allow it.

The Theater is At Risk. The governments have failed The Theater. It is YOUR responsibility to "Save" it. The Artists {/PROPHETS/} are Starving...and they must feed.

Furthermore, The Theater demands a Production Manager. The Stage Fright Festival, despite capital constraints, has grown twice in size.

TWO WEEKENDS.

FOUR FULL LENGTH SHOWS.

THE RETURN OF THE MACABRE CABARET.

A NIGHT OF HORROR ANTHOLOGY.

SCARY STORY OPEN MIC.

FILM SCREENING.

A FUNERAL FOR THE LIVING.

AND MORE.

Sacrifice your capital so that we may Pay our Prophets, and perchance even barter for The Chosen One - A Production Manager who can keep us Organized, or else The Theater will claim its victims...you among them.

AVOID:

- Guilt

- Even More Fascism

- Confusion/accidentally funding Bad Theater

Sacrifice your capital to the Stage Fright Festival TODAY. We are worthy stewards of your personal funds.

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"WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN? WHAT IS THIS FROU FROU NONSENSE? WHAT POSSIBLE VALUE CAN THE THEATER GIVE ME?", we hear you scream into your computer microphone while pouring MTN DEW onto your keyboard.

As a show of good Faith, Donors (capital, not organ) gain admittance into the Inner Circle of The Stage Fright Theater. The Inner Circle provides luxury and exclusivity.

Psychologically distance yourself from humanity and feel part of an artificially constructed in-group by exercising your purchasing power today!

Members of The Inner Circle will reveal their identities to each other at a private event - Our Pre-Fest VIP Ritual Meeting Party! The euphoric high of knowing others have been denied what you now possess is indescribable. This is your chance to experience it!

Regard the details of our EVENT on this page and be convinced to reduce your own net worth.

The event is in the future, but rest assured, the act of donating to our campaign will release dopamine to your brain immediately.

Theater offers comfort.

Theater is... "express yourself!"
Theater is where you belong.
Come and join the fun? We are not a cult! Haha!

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