Join FC Olympia & the Oly Soccer Foundation for a Night of Standup Comedy, Dinner, Drinks & Supporting Local Soccer! All on Valentines Day Weekend!

Sam Miller takes the stage at the historic Olympia Ballroom February 13, 2026 -- Get your tickets today or if you can't make it please donate today to keep Artesian Soccer alive in its twelfth year of existence!!! "Comedy for Soccer"

Special guest comedian Lynette Manning!

Extra Fun: Black Balloon Gift Card Prizes | Raffles | Silent Auction

Ticket Includes: Dinner by Charro Mexican Restaurant, Dessert & Comedy Show with access to Prize Activities, Drinks & Silent Auction

On-Hand: Ember Goods Coffee, Well 80 Beers

Silent Auction Items (Update 1.13.26)

Capitol City Golf Course | Round of Golf

UW Football Tickets | UW vs Utah in 2026 @ Husky Stadium (2 Tickets)

USL Front Row Parking | All FC Olympia Matches (Reserved Parking Spot)

Sounders Legend Lamar Neagle | Autographed Jersey

SWAT Team Bearcat & Police Station Tour | Provided by OPD Police Detective

Well 80 Brewhouse | Brewery Tour & Dinner Certificate for (4)

Portland Thorns (NWSL Match) | 4 Tickets to a Pro Women’s Game in Portland, OR

Thurston County Sheriff | Kid’s Ride-Along with one of Derek Sanders Deputies

N1 Goalkeeper Gloves | $300 Keeper Starter Kit & 90 Minute Private Training Session

Insert Coin Arcade | Gift Certificate

MASL Arena Soccer Game | Club Seats Feb/March Matches @ Showare Center

1889 Prime Steakhouse | Dinner Certificate

Mi Pueblo Mexican Restaurant | Dinner Certificate

Shur-Kleen Car-Wash | Free Car Washes for a Year

Boston Harbor Marina | 2 Hour Kayak Tour, $40 Snack Shack Gift Card & Marina Hoodie by Arndt Family

Olympia Ballroom | Full Day Rental w/ Full Music Setup, Chair/Table Furniture & Mobile Bar

Seattle Sounders | (2) Tickets to A Select Match at Lumen Field

Reign FC | (2) Tickets to a Select Game at Lumen Field

FC Olympia Custom Kit | Your Name & Desired # on an official USL 2026 Kit

Sam Miller is a nationally touring comedian from Olympia, Washington. He is 6 foot 6, 360 pounds, has two kids, (one of them is on purpose) he's been married for 13 years, and has been clean and sober for 15 years. Sam likes to make jokes about what it's like to be a sober parent. He also likes to make jokes about what jails like in Yakima. His first album and special, Round Trip, was recorded and filmed under the tutelage of Grammy-winning producer Dan Schlissel, whose indie label, Stand Up! Records, Sam had recently signed a three-album deal with. Round Trip was released October 27th 2023 and immediately went to number one on the iTunes Comedy Charts. It even broke into the top 200 overall charts. Sam is a recurring guest and has been heard by an estimated 2.5 million listeners on the nationally syndicated "Bob & Tom Radio Show." He has written for Newsweek. He was the runner-up in the 2021 Seattle International Comedy Competition and won the Comedy on Trial Competition in 2017. He has headlined multiple major comedy clubs including The Laugh Factory in Chicago. He's also performed with the Addicts Comedy Tour and at NA and AA conventions all over the country. For three consecutive years, he won awards in "The Best of Olympia" issue of the Weekly Volcano.

2016 Best Local Hero
2017 Best Local Celebrity
2018 Best Comic Relief

Proceeds & Donations Go To the Oly Soccer Foundation

> Support Youth Soccer Outreach

> Discounts & Scholarships for Camps & Clinics

> Special Experiences for Players (Pro Games, Free Ticketing to USL Matches)

> Free USL Ticketing for County Schools Initiative

Sam Miller Valentine's Comedy Dinner Presented by FC Olympia

By Oly Soccer Foundation

Sam Miller Valentine's Comedy Dinner Presented by FC Olympia

"Comedy For Soccer" Dinner, Standup, Drinks & Supporting Local Soccer!