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Locked Up for LIFT-UP

Help bail out some of our community's most generous troublemakers while supporting LIFT-UP's work fighting food insecurity from Parachute to Aspen.

$68,775

68% of previous goal $75,000 $100,000 goal

253 Supporters

Emily Essig

Emily Essig

Fundraiser since Oct 2026

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$295

6 supporters

59% of $500 goal

Emily Essig's Story

OUR TOWN HAS A BIG PROBLEM.

She's got a Subaru, a Costco membership, and no business being this close to the general public. She cuts the four-way stop like it's the Daytona 500.  She lets her dog off-leash and calls it "living it's best life". And she's been known to reply-all to emails that absolutely did NOT require a reply-all! The children are traumatized. The neighbors have formed a support group. Even the Subaru is looking for a new owner.

Help keep this menace behind bars! We're asking you to do your civic duty: DONATE TO LIFT-UP!

Click the link for her "bail money". Just kidding - there's no bail money.  The link goes to Lift-Up, our local food nonprofit, and we're raising donations to fight hunger while rooting for justice to run its course. Because nothing says public safety like full pantires and fewer hungry neighbors. Groceries should be accessible, neighbors deserve support, and nobody should have to share the trails with her kind of energy.

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