Ahoy, mateys! Prepare to embark on a grand adventure as the Friends of the Cascade Locks Historical Museum invites ye to an evening of swashbuckling fun at Magical History Tou-AARR aboard the mighty sternwheeler! For just $80 a ticket, ye be treated to a treasure trove of delights – including a sunset cruise down the majestic Columbia River, a fine feast fit for the likes of Blackbeard himself, and an evening filled with jolly entertainment.

Set yer sights on a silent auction packed with treasures beyond yer wildest dreams, a raffle with prizes that'll have ye shouting "Shiver me timbers!" and sea shanties that’ll have yer toes tappin' and hearts sailin' high. Don’t forget to don yer finest pirate garb for the costume contest – may the best scallywag win! Yarrr, who knows what treasures ye might claim?

This night of revelry promises to be a bounty of merriment, with every doubloon raised going to support the Friends of the Cascade Locks Historical Museum's efforts to preserve and share our region's storied past. So hoist the sails, gather yer crew, and join us for an unforgettable evening of plunder, pillage, and philanthropy! Tickets be sellin’ fast – don’t get left behind like a landlubber. Set sail for a night ye won’t soon forget!

Remember, me hearties, the sea be callin’ – will ye answer?

Magical History Tou-AARRR

Yo Ho Ho and a Gala of Fun!