"Rescue from the Mermaid’s Spell"
by a Shipwrecked CPA

My personal goal is $3,000 but with matching funds my campaign goal is $6,000.

I never thought I'd say this, but stilettos are a terrible choice for open water. One minute, Estee and I were dazzling at the formal Gala Night aboard the S.S. Reconciliator—laughing, sipping champagne, debating whether a late S-Corp election could still be valid—and the next… we were overboard.

No life vests. No spreadsheets. Just two CPAs in formal gowns, treading water and praying the IRS doesn’t audit from the deep.

That’s when the mermaids found us.

Elegant, mysterious, and alarmingly persuasive. They didn’t just sing—they pitched. Promises of eternal peace, no deadlines, no emails... just coral coves and 0% tax brackets. Estee started humming back. I found myself wondering if I could deduct seaweed as a business expense.

The spell is real, and it’s strong.

But there’s still time to save us.

Your donation can fund the rescue operation—complete with waterproof laptops, enchanted balance sheets, and caffeine-infused flares. With enough support, we can escape the mermaids' clutches and return to the surface world—where clients await and the tax code never sleeps.

Help us fight the spell.

Rescue Estee. Rescue Erin. Rescue the write-offs.

Donate now—before we become part of their world.