Got an ex who left you on read? A situationship who “wasn’t ready for commitment”?

We know just how to make them pay! For $20, we’ll name a feral cat after your ex and bring them for spay / neuter surgery complete with a name tag bearing your ex’s name. Science is powerful, and so is closure.

Here's how it works:

Donate $20
Include your ex’s name (first names only, please—c’mon… we’re petty, not reckless!)
We’ll match your ex’s name to a feral cat in our TNR program
That cat will get fixed and vaccinated at a clinic

Have multiple exes who deserve the snip? Wow, you’ve been through it!

3 names for $50
7 names for $100

Bulk healing encouraged.

Don't let heartbreak go to waste. Your romantic suffering will directly help stop the breeding cycle, reduce suffering, and protect community cats across MA. And honestly? It’s cheaper than therapy and far more productive.

Married to your high school sweetheart? Lucky you. Well, surely you know someone who deserves this recognition?! Or just support TNR because it’s one of the most effective, humane ways to reduce homelessness and euthanasia.

About us: Charles River Alleycats is the only organization focused exclusively on street-based work to humanely control the community cat population in Eastern Massachusetts. Since 2002, we have helped more than 20,000 cats.

Our volunteers respond directly to calls about homeless cats in need. Feral cats are humanely trapped, spayed or neutered, vaccinated, ear-tipped, and returned to their outdoor homes, where caretakers provide food, water, and shelter. Friendly stray cats are reunited with their families or placed into adoption through our shelter partners. Through this work, we prevent future litters and serve as the critical link between cats on the streets and safe, humane outcomes.

Our vision is that every friendly cat has a loving home and every community cat is sterilized, vaccinated, and cared for in their territory.

CRA's Valentine’s Day TNR Fundraiser

Because stopping reproduction is our speciality!