The Miss Former F*cking Everything Pageant

A Play About Losing, Even When You Win

Friday May 30th at The Emerald Vine Room

Starring

BeBe Deluxe as "Miss Former F*cking Everything"

Miss Parker as "The Dumbest Showgirl Alive"

Bad JuJu as "The Oldest Living Loose Woman"

Mars and Dyme Tha Bodii as "The Wholesome Good Pussy Twins"

“The Miss Former F*cking Everything Pageant” is a rigged pageant for only the most rotted showgirls, or at least that’s all anyone in town seems to have to say about it.

Reigning Title holder, hostess, & emcee “Miss Former F*cking Everything” introduces a menagerie of unfortunate competitors in a completely absurd, borderline offensive, & at times deeply disturbing display of glamour.

Who will win? Will it be “The Oldest Living Loose Woman”, “The Dumbest Showgirl Alive”, or “The Wholesome Good Pussy Twins”? Come see who takes the crown!

"The Miss Former F*cking Everything Pageant" is a seated 30 minute comedy play, featuring elements of drag, burlesque, and a third very stupid thing we aren't even sure how to define.

Doors at 8pm. Showtime at 8:30pm. Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Drinks will be served at a cash bar.

The Miss Former F*cking Everything Pageant

A Play About Losing, Even When You Win. Friday May 30th at The Emerald Vine Room